Good Advice I Received from a Friend

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in
the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen
to you for the rest of the day.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

You may not be the only person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you
today..